- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to survive at absolute zero

the power the convince people if they agree

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to poop standing up

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power... to move you.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

Pointless Super Powers