- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to die

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The ability to die instantly

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to bread toast!

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to make dead batteries appear.

Pointless Super Powers