- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the ability to levitate

The power to touch your toes

The power of hindsight

The power of attracting fired bullets

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

Pointless Super Powers