- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

Nothing

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to eat socks

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The ability to look at someone and die.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to read your own mind

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

Pointless Super Powers