- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill you self.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to be normal and average

The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

the power to get extra homework

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to not write pointless powers.

the ability to die on command

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to police irony

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

Pointless Super Powers