The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to think of food

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!