- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

the ability to see through air

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to buy free things.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to die instantly

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

Pointless Super Powers