- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop standing up

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to crap without pissing.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

Pointless Super Powers