- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to eat your own head.

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

the ability to see through air

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

Pointless Super Powers