you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to die

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!