- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to read your own mind

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to even

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to read your own mind

The power to get arrested

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Pointless Super Powers