- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to misspell

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to see oxygen.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to make water expire.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to look TV

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

Pointless Super Powers