I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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being black

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to look TV

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!