- Pointless Super Powers

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to eat your own head.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!