- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power of hindsight

The power to touch your toes

The power of attracting fired bullets

the ability to levitate

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Pointless Super Powers