The power to pronounce the word "rural."

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to become famous on vine

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Infinite knowledge when dead

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Power to make it rain sideways.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

thumb_up thumb_down +157

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

thumb_up thumb_down +149

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

thumb_up thumb_down +143

The power to inhale coins without dying.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The power to buy free things.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The Power to Fail in Failing

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

mint berry crunch

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!