- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to misspell

The power to see oxygen.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the power to catch em' all

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Pointless Super Powers