The power to crap without pissing.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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being black

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!