The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to die

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to be born again

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to poop standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!