The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to self destruct

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to jizz money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!