- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to get arrested

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

the power to read your own mind

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

being black

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

To change your eye colour when ever you want

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

The power to die at will

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!