- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the power to shape shift to yourself

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power drown in water

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The powers to blink at the speed of light

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

Pointless Super Powers