- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to rotten food.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to bread toast!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to turn retarted

The power to eat three times a day.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Pointless Super Powers