The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to be normal and average

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!