- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to read your own mind

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to even

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to not finish your....

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to get arrested

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

Pointless Super Powers