The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to think of food

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!