The power to jump face first

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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blindness

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!