- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

Pointless Super Powers