The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to even

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to get arrested

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!