- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to change your urine to any color

the power to see through windows.;.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

Pointless Super Powers