The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to look TV

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!