The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!