The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!