The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!