- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to be an idiot.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

Pointless Super Powers