- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to be normal and average

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the ability to solve paradoxes

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Pointless Super Powers