- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to be oppressed by everything

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Pointless Super Powers