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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)
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The power to have superpowers from the beginning
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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.
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The power to ejaculate needles.
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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.
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The power to never come into existence
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The ability to play black ops anytime you want
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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it
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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.
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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.
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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.
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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D
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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.
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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you
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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium
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The power of having the highest rated comment
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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.
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The power to be oppressed by everything
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the power to ejaculate lava.
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The power to die on command.
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the ability to command watermelons
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The power to divide by 0
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the power to transform into Kanye West
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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!