The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!