The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to sit

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to jump face first

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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blindness

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!