- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

open up pickles glass

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

anything Aquaman does

The power to look at Sun.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to be afraid of horses.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers