- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to smell whore

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

the power to get married

The power to digest corn.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to break bones at will.

Pointless Super Powers