- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

open up pickles glass

The power to obey gravity

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to be afraid of horses.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to look at Sun.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to wish you had a power

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to sharpen a pen

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

Pointless Super Powers