the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to release the bogus

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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cry acid tears

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!