- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

75% levitation

The ability to get up from the couch.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to read your own mind

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Pointless Super Powers