- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to break a Nokia

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to fart at the worst moments

yo mama

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to be alone

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to Rage Against The Machine

Pointless Super Powers