The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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blindness

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to die on command.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!