The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to be forever alone

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!