the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to create a meme

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!