- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to see in black and white at will.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to smell whore

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to digest corn.

the power to get married

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Pointless Super Powers